Light bulb jokes

Below are a few gems I've picked up over the years. No group comes out unscathed so please do not take offence.

How many Orthodox does it take to change a light bulb?
Change? What is this 'change'?

How many Anglo-Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: one to change the bulb and his 'friend' to mix the gin and tonic.

How many Anglicans does it take to change a light bulb?
None: they're all too busy affirming it in its brokenness.

How many protestants does it take to change a light bulb?
None: they all dwell in eternal darkness.

How many Roman Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
Change? Change?!! My grandfather gave the church that light bulb!

If you have any others, I'd love to hear them.

6 responses:

Shirley said...

hey these are amusing, and so true at the same time. where did you find them?

Shirley said...

hey i found this site, hope it helps (:

Eastern Run said...

Hey, I was just writing to introduce myself. You left a post on my blog the other day (out of curiousity, how did you get the address? I am always excited to get more people to read my stuff). Name's Daniyel. Seems like your asking a lot of really fundamental questions. Might have to stick around for a while.


Michael said...

Thank you both for your replies.

Shirley, that website is fantabulous! I have already sent the URL to a few friends.

Daniyel, I actually posted to your site earlier today. I came across it by scrolling through the different blogs to see if any caught my eye. (You can use the button in the top right of my blog to do the same, if you wish).

I may be wrong, but I presume from your blog that we may differ on a good many things, but this is what makes it all fun, I suppose. You may wish to read my first (somewhat lengthy), post at the bottom of this page, in order to see where I am coming from.

I look forward too seeing you both about in the future.


Ian said...

How many straight organists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Both of them.


Lucy said...

That's some funny stuff.

I'm currently in a drug enduced coma thanks to some Nyquil and Codine cough medicine that I wasn't supposed to take simultaneously. But while roaming the blogger via my comfy bed and my handy dandy iBook, I came across your blog and I must say, I'm not a huge fan of the whole religion speals, but I really enjoyed yours.

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